playing with words

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: fsh (No letter "i", so no i's.)
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea. (No eye deer)
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
A: Still no idea.

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Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: They go to the mooovies!

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Q: What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies?
A: A dead horse!
A: What is the difference between a mail box and an elephant?
B: I don't know.
A: I'm not going to give you any letters to post then!

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Q: What do you call 'a fly' without wings?
A: You call it 'a walk.'

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I saw this on a web-site of musician jokes. It's not original, but I thought I would share it. Here it is:
Q: What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond?
A: A savings bond eventually matures and earns money.

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Q: What color is a guitar string?
A: Plink!
(It is the sound the a guitar makes. The word sounds like the color "pink.")

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What goes "ZUB, ZUB"?
A bee flying backwards.(Buz,Buz)

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(After teaching about telling time)
Teacher: What time is it?
Students: Umm, eight fifty-nine?
Teacher: Nope.
Students: About nine o'clock?
Teacher: No.
Students: What then?
Teacher: It's time to go home.

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Q: What did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
A: You are the light of my life.

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Q: Why did the golfer take and extra pair of pants for his Saturday round of golf?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

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Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
A. In case he got a hole in one!

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Q: What flowers have two lips?
A: Tulips
Q: They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they?
A: Stamps
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Q: Why didn't the farmer cry when his dairy cow fell off the cliff?
A: There's no use crying over split milk.

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Q: Ten copycats were sitting in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None. They were all copycats.
Q: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?
A: A jeweler sells watches. A jailer watches cells.

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Q: What is a bachelor?
A: A man who never Mrs. (misses) anyone.