the first 3 years of marriage

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The First 3 Years of Marriage

· In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
· In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
· In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

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Q: What happens when "you" and "I" are gone?
A: Only 24 letters are left. (you=the letter "u" and I the letter "i".)
i

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