Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: All of them.


Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.

Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.

Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper


Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)


Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?
A: He has bugs on his teeth!


Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)


Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
A: Nice hair


In the alphabet...
Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?
A: "i" (I)
Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
"y" (Why?")


Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.


Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?
A: W (Double u- Double you)
Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?
A: Because every direction is south.


Q: Why is the A like a flower?
A: Because the B is after it.


Why is the letter "A" like noon?
Because it's in the middle of the day.


Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"

Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q. (queue)

Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
A: A horse and its rider.

Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?
A: The horse's shadow.

Q. Why was the hearse horse hoarse?
A. Because of the coffin


Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
Q: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.

Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.

Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk there.